A truck driver was driving down the highway when he sees a priest hitchhiking on the road. He stops to pick up the priest, but he has a few misgivings about giving him a ride; usually when the driver sees a redneck on the road, he hits them -- with a priest in the truck, he'd have to swerve. But the driver decides to pick up the priest. A little while later, he comes across a redneck hitchhiking. He decides to just swerve and let this one live when, all of a sudden he hears a"BOOM!" The driver looks over at the priest, who says,"Don't worry -- I got him with the door."Have a great day:)
Let me Wake then to Murder me in my sleep,A Cause from your drunkenness that you are blind,Better to let my Heart pour out on the ground,Then to push my faith over like a Spoil Princess,It's a Matter of placement that you discourage me,That I should never love again in your eyes,Better to Watch me sleep then to Huber over me drunk,Drunk from your Horror lost that I might wonder from you,No Big words just Sadness that I sit upon this thrown,A Thrown that you have created in your Kingdom of sadness,Now that I am your Jester that you Huber over me,My dark sleep that your Drunkenness will come to a end,Better to Murder me with my Eyes open,So I can see my Love struck drunk Killer,CPR 2007 James Landry,
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