Lets see - who am I in 1000 words or less.

Well, I am told I am funny, and smart, and have a sarcastic edge to me that stings those who are not prepared for it. Those who are prepared seem to enjoy it. I love people and getting to know what makes them tick underneath all of the BS that we put out when we first meet someone.

I am a big girl - Blonde, blue-eyed, freckled. I am told I am cute, but I hate that label, of course. I would prefer vampy, but I am not sure if I am going to be able to live up to that.

I am confident, and assertive. I love someone who can keep up to me intellectually. To me, that is the biggest turn on. I am somewhat unconventional, and am straight forward. I am not usually shy, but can be a bit of a romantic at times.

I love sex and I love the mind even more. There is no better panty remover than someone who views the word "witty" as a sexual descriptive. You should also find a good mind a huge turn on, as I can offer you this, I believe.

I have a rapier wit and a wicked sense of humour - and would adore it if you had the same.

If you are looking for Barbie, move on. I am confident with energy to burn and a very healthy sexual appetite, but I will never be a petite giggling princess.

Also, if you are looking for a one-night stand, keep looking. I am not your gal. I am not looking for forever necessarily, but I am looking to get to know you better.


A walk in the puddle of my soul would more than get your feet wet, but if you are wondering if I am being serious with you, 99% of the time, I am not.

Are you up for a challenge? I am...

MORE INFO:
I have a three year old girl - so if children scare you, run away!!!! Also, I have a great relationship with my ex - we still do stuff together with my little gurl, because lets face it, we are in it together! So, hopefully you arent the jealous type with regards to that. And yes, I am over my ex. Totally.