Well he is completly out of pills....so Dr. Scrotem needs to prescribe more pills!

Ohh how it would suck to be a penis lol. Now i have a taste for pickles! DARN U

RIGHT on! I feel special.. So, a special feeling deserves special advice, and here it is..when you see an armadillo in the middle of the road upside down, don't kiss it with tongue until you are sure it has no boogers.T

How did it look?? Was my cherry blast AHHHH I don't know lolT

sweeeet! Thank you for all the comments and stuff..

Roses are redviolets are korny,when I think of youOhh baby I get horny,Eat me,Beat me,Bite me,Blow me,Suck me,Fuck me,Very Slowly,if you kiss me,don't be sassy,Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!Pass this on to atleast 8 people and 1 back to me... If you get it back atleast 5 times, you know your a SEXY beast

Hey - just spoke with my buddy Chris. He missed the cut for April TDYs - looks like after his last 3 trips overseas he gets a brief respite :) Have a hilarious humpday!

Thank you VERY much for rating my pics.. did you see my new hair cut? Duh, you rated em' lol..

10 minutes.....whyyyyyyyyy! ugghhhhhhh.....ohhhhhhhhhhh......noooooooo.... gotta love those customers!

we should go into work early tomorrow to capture the ostrich that was chasing jude. i believe it might be a hazzard to customers

YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise mewe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F.U.C.K isthanks for the great fuck girlfriend

YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise mewe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F.U.C.K is

what happens if u get all ur cherry points

Thanks for stopping in, you ROCK!! (and here, laugh a little)

Im not positive yet..but probably yes. I have so many ppl commenting and writing to me that i dont know! Im scurred!

hey there pretty lady,wanted to say hi!hope your enjoying your weekend!!

This cherry thing confuses my simple brain! Everytime i try and do something it says i dont have any points. :(