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49 Year Old · Male · From Independence, MO · Joined on December 4, 2006 · Born on January 30th · 7 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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49 Year Old · Male · From Independence, MO · Joined on December 4, 2006 · Born on January 30th · 7 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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I am outgoing, witty, funny & sometimes a bit sarcastic. I am openminded and can get along with almost anyone. I have a huge heart and love my friends and family, and would do anything for them on the drop of a dime. If you know me and have ever asked me for anything you know I can't say no.I love to try new things and am always up for an adventure. I'm a loyal friend, an awesome lover, and a great listener. I like to laugh. I like to make people laugh. I do not care if you hate me, I will just hate you back. I am the nicest person you will ever meet. My favorite color is blue. I hate being political. I listen to music when I'm sad and the type of music I listen to changes according to my mood. I can cook. I can't sit still for long. I sing in the car. I roll the windows down in the rain. I can contol TWIN boys, and carry a conversation in unison. One weakness of mine is being on time. I am always running late don't take it personal. My favorite food is meat and potatoes. I will never compromise who I am and I will do the world for you if you let me. I'm not afraid to get close to someone. I notice the little things in people and can find the good in anyone. One thing I've learned from experience is to always appreciate what you have while you have it because you never realize how great something/someone is until their gone. For the friends I have lost, I am grateful to have shared many memories and look to the future to have new friends and new memories. My Friends and family knows what they mean to me.


The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69
Do you like it rough or sensual?: Aggresive
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: opposite sex
How often do you like to have sex?: all the time
Is sex a top priority for you?: No
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: Yes
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Never done that..
How do you feel about one night stands?: No
How many one night stands have you had?: None
What's your favorite position?: Her on her back with legs up
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: Outside
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: little bit of both
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: Yes, Many times
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: Fore-play can last all day.
Do you get off first or do they?: Women first
Do you like kissing during sex?: YES
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: I am quiet but know when to be loud
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: Loud
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)? Size DD
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 18
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? 2
What does your favorite fore-play include?: All of it...
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: Yes
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: 1 person
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: Yes, I love doing her
When and where was your wildest sex ever? Outside in a Park
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy? Too many to mention
Have you ever have sex for money?: No and never will
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: No
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: yes
During sex... what are you thinking about?: How great this is
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: Top
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: As many as I can do
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: Of course
Could you live without sex?: NO
How often do you find sex boring?: Never
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: At least 2 hrs
Do you like to perform oral sex?: YES, Love it
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: YES
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: No
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: 3-some
Have you ever had interracial sex?: no
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: no
Have you ever had sex while at work?: no
Have you ever had sex while at school?: no
What is something that you would never consider doing? Not sure,I can be adventures
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: no
Would you ever have sex in public?: yes
What's your biggest turn on?: aggression
Do you spit or swallow?: Perfer her to swallow
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: Twice
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: Yes
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: Yes
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?:NO
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: yes
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: Park/Tennis court
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 10yrs
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: Always
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: I am going to have sex till the day I die...
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: N/A
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: Under 18
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: Completely
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: no
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: NO
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?:Tennis Court
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: Yes, backseat
Do you were protection as often as you should?: YES
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: no
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: no
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: Older
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: handfull
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: NO,YES
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: no
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: YES
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: Not Sure


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49 Year Old · Male · From Independence, MO · Joined on December 4, 2006 · Born on January 30th · 7 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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George Carlin's New Rules for 2008

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com
/classmates.com/> !
There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because
you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the
captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.

New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless
you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger
was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar.
What did you expect it to contain - trout?

New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot,
blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description
for these kids: lucky bastards.

New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards,
you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols.
If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men
care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.

New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole
aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste.

Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored
water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored
water.

New Rule: Stop f***ing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned
pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the
bottom.
And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the
morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.

New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole.
If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande - half-soy,
half-low fat,
iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice,
with
one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge ass hole.

New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card,
entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding,
no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is
supposed
to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make

you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to
"beef
with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying
to God
you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly
sins.
ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching
those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's
next,
competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The
Howard Stern Show."

New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll
go nuts and eat two.

New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old
television shows,
then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's
playing on the
other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in
the first place
is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for
weddings.
Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab.
Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't
gift giving,
it's the white people version of looting.

New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I
zip up,
some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George
Michael.
I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a
fetish.
I don't want to be on your webcam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.

New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in
months.
"27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese - a nd I
didn't really care in the first place.

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The Guy's Rules

We always hear the rules from the female side.
now here are the rules from the male side.
Please note that these rule are all numbered 1 on purpose.

1.men are not mind readers.

1. learn to work the toilet seat. your a big girl. if it's up put it down
we need it up, you need it down
you don't hear us complianing about you leaving it down.

1. sunday sports is like the moon
or the changing of the tide
let it be

1. shopping is not a sport.
and no, we are nevergoing to think of it that way.

1. crying is blackmail.

1. ask for what you want.
let us be clear on this one
subtle hints do not work
strong hints do not work
obvious hints do not work
just say it.

1. yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. come to us with a problem only if you want helpsolving it.
thats what we do
sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. a headache that lasts 17 months is a problem
see a doctor.

1. anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
in fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. if you don't dress like victorias secret girls,
don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. if you think you are fat, you probably are.
don't ask us

1. if something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of them make you sad or angry we meant the other one

1. you can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done
not both
if you already know best how to do it,
just do it yourself

1. whenever possible please say whatever you have to say
durin commercials

1. christopher columbus did not need directions
and neither do we

1. all men see 16 colors
like windows default settings.
peach for example is a fruit
not a color
pumpkin is a fruit not a color
we have no idea what mauve is

1. if it itches
it will be scratched
we do that

1. if we ask what is wrongand you say nothing
we will act like nothing's wrong
we know you are lying
but it is just not worth the hassle

1. if you ask a question you don't want an answer to
expect an answer you don't want to hear

1. when we have to go somewhere
absolutely anything you wear is fine
really

1. don't ask us what we are thinking
unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as
baseball
the shotgun formation
or golf

1. you have enough clothes

1. you have too many shoes

1. i am in shape
round is a shape

1. thank you for reading this
yes, i know i have to sleep on the couch tonight
but did you know men really don't mind that
it's like camping

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