First off - I'm a lesbian (an "androgyne" type which means - I ain't butch or femme - I'm "in the middle.") Just thought we'd get that out of the way since there is no box for it on here. Not that I befriend only gay people - on the contrary - I tend not to hang out with gay people but I also don't date men. Though I definitely need some more guy friends in my life. (You know to.. pick heavy stuff up and occasionally bond with me on how weird women are sometimes.) (Yet I also do all the weird woman things.) (OK and maybe I'm curious.) About me: some people say "Quiet", some people say "Scary", some people say "quiet and scary" but really I'm just scary quiet. Well really I'm only scary for a few days out of the year ... the rest I'm just quiet. (I can't figure out how people can find so much to talk about. I'm not calculating.. just intimidated by people.) I'm a mutt - part Irish/Italian/English/Basque (I'm told)/smidgens of other stuff probably too. I love FRIED GREEN TOMATOES. I am infatuated with the South (Georgia, Alabama, etc.) and occasionally break out into some sort of hybrid southern accent to which people ask me "Where are you from?" and I have to answer "the south of California." (I'm actually a second generation Los Angeles native.) I keep an open mind (except for dumb closed-minded people). I occasionally enjoy pop culture. I occasionally don't. I don't do drugs or smoke. I do drink socially... but I'm anti-social. When I do drink (in case you care) I enjoy a nice Ace Pear Cider (or any old pear cider if I can't find an Ace) and also love any drink that involves Bailey's Irish Cream. Ooooh Mudslide! I only eat dark chocolate when eating chocolate. Chocolate Mint and Chocolate Peanut-Butter are good combinations. I enjoy camp (like campy cult classics... not day camp or sleepover camp... though I did enjoy day camp - whoah Mar Vista! - and never attended sleepover camp so I can't judge). I have a punny sense of humor (from my dad). I have a morbid sense of humor (from my mom). Sometimes I enjoy misery. Most of the time I'm just goofy and TRY to get people to say "You're weird."