Hi, I'm Amanda... I live in a house. I have a pool. I drive a car. I have FAKE blonde hair. I have green eyes. I have 8 tattoos. I'm scared of needles, so I don't have that many piercings. I ain't scared of no po-po, hoe. I go to college. Maybe I'll be a nurse but if that fails, I'll open up my own sex/novelty store... you know what? Even if I do become a nurse, I'll do that anyway. I'm scared of sex.... NO WAIT! no I ain't. I'm very optimistic. I like chicken and ketchup. I used to work at SONIC, until an incident occured involving a slush machine and a satellite radio. I like spending money; money that I have not earned. I try to shave my legs on a regular basis, but I don't succeed. I like skulls and cross bones. I dont like bananas but I heard their good to practice on. I like cherries. I work at Jerry's. I'm not an aries. I hate rhyming. I've never had a bunk bed. But, I've heard they're nice. I've always wanted cable. Drunk people think I'm sexy. I hate bluegrass but the green kind is okay. I like to bitch a lot and............ yeah, I like to bitch a lot. I like jail, NO WAIT!!! Scrath that. I like the zoo. I have glasses, they're cool. They help me PINPOINT ugly. I order clothes off the internet a lot. I like shopping. I send clothes back that I order off the internet a lot. I touch my ears when I'm nervous. I ramble when I'm tired. The catch:. "I'm tired." die, bitch, die.love, amanda