O.K. everyone...here it is. i'm a canadian import. that's right. i was born on some piss ant island up there to a breeder named Ardis Shurtleff, who is no longer with us. My mother, when she was showing, was the canadian grand champion of the breed for bitches, and my father was the Canadian and American National grand champion for 3 years running. my story is this: my breeder had a buyer lined up for me before i was born, but the poor lady suffered a stroke before i was fully weaned and the breeder had to find a different buyer. she advertized me for sale on the internet and my aunt - mom's sister, ran across the add. i arrived in May as a highschool graduation present for mommy. things have been interesting here. people and other dogs have come and gone - including my adopted sister Holly this year (the one who's head i'm humping in the picture). She was old though, and ready to go. Right now, my grandparents have a dog - named Louie. he's a real pain in the ass. waaaay too much energy, and i'm not all that interested in playing with him most of the time. my other aunt's dog comes over a lot too, but we don't have any pictures online of cousin Tucker - he's a Pembrooke Welsh Corgie...and a real lippy little son of a bitch. anyway, i have some other cousins too. mommy likes reptiles as pets. they're ok, but she won't let me get close enough to give a proper sniff inspection because she thinks i'll eat them. pfft...i don't go for the cold blooded types. i DO however, enjoy tromping to death various rodents in the yard...one year i brought down my ghetto action on a vole that dared to try to live in the herb garden. little bastard needed it. i couldn't be unorigional and just bite it, no...i had to stomp it to death. it was so cool. what else..., oh yes...if i want to give the love (licks)you will lay there until i'm done because i'm Scrubba, and i said so! i will hold you down if i must...and i'm FIERCE...yes, that's right....i'm FIERCE! mommy taught me how to bear my teeth on command and i'm a scary mother fucker! ok...i'm done now. YOU LOVE ME!