40 Year Old
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Male
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From Escondido, CA·
Invited by: 312725·
Joined on November 10, 2006
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Born on May 26th
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I have a crush on someone!
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My name is Nick Sterling and I'm 23. I like to consider myself "a writer", but my forray into writing has been met with harsh criticism, a death threat, and two ex-girlfriends. I've been called an asshole, deviant, alcoholic, dick, drunk, and more recently, "low life faggot". Or basically anything you can Google for "opinionated piece of shit". All 195,000 entries.
But that's just my tough exterior. My soft 'interior' consists of a very sensitive guy, who is caring and considerate, and very affectionate. I love breasts, vaginas, legs, lips, and intellect. I'm more affectionate with breasts and vaginas, though.
I like to drink. I run my own clothing company called, Drunkpunx Clothing. It's a jump start, so give me another couple months until the web site launches.
I run my own satire/non-fiction literary masterpiece simply known as, "My Life As Nick". Which is basically just a collection of incoherent ramblings and opinions from a drunk guy compiled in a poorly designed web site. A web site so poorly designed it's not even on the internet yet. God Bless Steel Reserve and my laziness. All will be coming soon!
I will update my interests with some names once I find some 'sexually willing naked smart girls'...
Music
I really like that punk-rock whiny stuff. It's something cool to put on at 3am to piss off my really gangster Mexican neighbors.
During the day I'm playing the hip-hop/rap stuff to fit in. Because only cool people listen to hip-hop. Or people who shoot other people.
Video Games
I killed about 750 people once on a murderous rampage in Grand Theft Auto. I consider that the highlight of my video game career, considering 500 of those people were cops.
I also got to the 20th+ level of Ms. Pac Man. The drunks at the bar were impressed.
