This year I planned to go all out. I was going to give up the boozes, or maybe go the movie route and give of sex and masterbation...... but then I got a phone call...... You have to read "why do I work?".... so now the Feds want to take an extra 15% out of my paycheck because I make so much. I mean, 12k a year goes so far. They did say they would settle for $100 a month. Anyway, as of this writing I am giving up food. All I will do is drink water for 40 days and 40 nights. Guess we will see how long I will last before I do not wake up. How else can I live off $71 a month after all my bills and taxes.
Those of you who read this think I am bluffing do not know me very well. I am very thick headed and just do not really care anymore. I mean, does the Government really think that if they suck me dry of any money I do not make and force me to live out of a box that they will get their money? No! They will just kick you in the balls and get what they can till I am dead. So I figure I will just speed up the process and starve myself. I let ya know how it goes...
Day 1
Bring it on bitchs!!!!!
Day 2
This is going to be tough. A little help from my friends would be great..... *hug*
Day 3
Thank you to my friends Sam and Fatal for all there support. It means so much. Mmmmmmm water is good!!! :p
Day 4
Going strong
Day 5
My tummy hurts, but all is good
Day 6
As I can tell, no one really cares what I am doing, but maybe 1 or 2. Thanks!
Day 7
I have a pretty bad headach today, and a tummy ache. I hope it will soon pass :D
Day 8
Not much to say, as if anyone was reading this......
Day 9
My first day off from work since I started. Man, do I want a steak! :(