ATTN: I AM NOT GAY. I LIKE WOMEN EXCLUSIVELY. ALSO, I LIKE THINGS BESIDES MARTINI'S


I'm a terran based in New York. I go to school and live oon my own. I love to go boating and chill My hobbies are roller blading, playing on the computer drinking apple tea hanging out with my homies and lot's more. i cannot tell you not to make assumptions about me. i can, however, tell you that your assumptions will likely be incorrect. i am weird. i'm not gonna lie about it. weird is good. or so i'd like to believe. don't burst my bubble, bastard. "for every sprinkle i find, i shall kill you." - stewie (family guy) i guess i curse a lot. i won't apologize for it. just make a beeping nose for every swear word that slithers from this sailor's mouth. i eat lemons. straight up. warm water + lem.. yippee fuckin' skippee. i also drink a whole lot of green tea. i used to make fun of fobs (forgive me if you're offended) by doing the whole "peace sign" bit now i can't fricken stop. someone save me. please?Sometimes I act without thinking. foreign policy scares the hell out of me I like the colour blue I wish for the best type of life. in all endeavors ring true and solid with the man who stalks babysitters. . . what's yours. . . nightmare on elm st.. . .why you wanna ask me out on a date ? . . why do you want to know my name ? ;D I'm a crazy dude that likes music across a broad spectrum. Willing to give anything a go once. Master of talking bollocks and getting drunk.
Likes-pasta.
Dislikes-Any meal that doesnt have pasta in it.