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82 Year Old · Male · From Oklahoma City, OK · Joined on March 4, 2010 · Relationship status: Widowed · Born on July 20th
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82 Year Old · Male · From Oklahoma City, OK · Joined on March 4, 2010 · Relationship status: Widowed · Born on July 20th
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Well I am 68 and Retired from work and the Army of 21 yrs. Worked as a Gunsmith for 20 yrs. I am on here to play fumafia and as of now not doing to well, but working on that.

82 Year Old · Male · From Oklahoma City, OK · Joined on March 4, 2010 · Relationship status: Widowed · Born on July 20th
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I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive just to drive that sucker before
they become extinct. The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and
all its wonderful options.

The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats
directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt
in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a Republican car. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I
thought it was a Republican car and I explained that if it were a Democratic
car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it...

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  • SchingleBeast f...oldsoldier
    Sir, thank you for your service & sacrifice for our country!

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  • Someone ⇒ oldsoldier
    One day a young boy walked up to an old man. The young boy said" Hello sir." The old man turned his head and stared at the boy. After a few moments passed the old man spoke"Dear boy, listen to me on this one, always love everyone, never hate. Always do better then you did the day before. Always do what is right, do not give up on your dreams. Do not give in to the easy way." The young boy nodded his head and asked"Why are you always so sad?" The old man dropped his head and spoke low and slowly"When the call came I was too afraid to answer and I didn't agree with the cause. You dad, my son, answered that call. He went off to a far distant land and he did not come back. Last time I saw him I did not even shake his hand or say a word. i was so mad at him. I regret not going in his place." The old man just turned and walked away. 14 years has passed from that day and the old man lay in his bed deathly ill. The old man heard a noise and opened his eyes. Before him he saw a lean, strong young man in a green uniform. The old man said" Why?" The young man turned to his side and bent down. As he rose up he was carrying a small child, a baby. The young man turned back to the old man and said" Grandpa, you have a great-grandson. My son is why I wear this uniform. not the glory, not the honor, but for the sole reason that I do this so he doesn't have to." The young man hand the little boy to his grandfather and says"Now it is my turn to go. I love everyone. I never showed hate. I do better every day. Let me go old man. This I must do." The old man smiled and said" Go my boy. Do better every day. I love you, my grandson, my Soldier, my hero." And the young man walked out.

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  • Someone ⇒ oldsoldier
    And as I lay here laying in my own blood, I think"Why? Why did this happen? I am not a soldier, why did I get shot? Why must I die?". I open my eyes and I see a tattered man in a green uniform with an American Flag patch and I hear him say"US Army, don't worry, we will take you to safety". Who knew Angels wear green?------ Author Unknown

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    LMAO @ that pic!

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    aww well that sucks

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