I am interested in getting the Hell out of New Orleans and making music again - better than sex any day, but be that as it may, I'm interested in sex sEX SEX!!!! The kind that breaks furniture, windows, and hearts! I'm interested in muppets, cartoons, fuzzy happy kittens, double-penetration, puppies, sick sick black humor, Nazis, Pikachu, cock rings, rainy days, candlelit nights,interacial porn cos I'm always amazed to see someone with a bigger dick than mine, flowers, morning songbirds, all of nature's beauty, and latex and rubber and expensive lingerie on amazon woman who know how to take control of a situation . . . and true love, of course.

Movies: Too many to name.

TV: THE BOONDOCKS!! TV Nation, The Awful Truth, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Daily Show, Anna Nichole, The Man Show, Kids In The Hall, SIFL &; OLLY!!, Nip/Tuck, Drawn Together, I dunno. I like movies more than TV - the commercials make me want to shoot the TV.

Books:

J.K. Rowling - how could I NOT relate to two of her main characters - Harry Potter, the abused and neglected kid who finds out he has powers he never knew he had and Hagrid, the gentle giant who cries at every single thing that touches his sentimental heart? Irvine Welsh, Apocalypse Culture I &; II, Jim Goad of Answer Me! Magazine, The Books of the Subgenius, and certain authors: Robert Anton Wilson, Andrew Vachss, Charles Bukowski, George Carlin, Al Franken, Wilhelm Reich, Micheal Moore, Hunter S. Thompson, Hakim Bey, Halle Lasn (Adbusters.com) Bill Maher, Wilhelm Reich, Harlan Ellison, Dean Koontz, Phillip K. Dick, Chuck Pahlunik, almost anything published by Feral House, Loompanics, or Penguin books. Intelligent comics such as things done by Frank Miller (Sin City, The Dark Knight, Ronin, Elektra Assassin ) Alan Moore (Watchmen) Neil Gaimen (Sandman), James O' Barr (The original CROW series), Michael Linser (Cry For Dawn) I'll add to this when I read more books

Rachel Stamp, Brides Of Destruction, Murder Dolls, Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction, The Cure, The Disease, Einsturzende Naubauten, Dead Kennedys, The soundtracks to "Rocky Horror", "Hedwig and the Angry Inch", "The Velvet Goldmine.",The Lords of the New Church, Alien Sex Fiend, Foetus and all related projects, Cop Shoot Cop and Firewater, ANYTHING MIKE PATTON DOES!!!, Hawkwind, Sisters of Mercy, Love and Rockets, New Model Army, Killing Joke, Kid Rock (believe it or not), Legendary Pink Dots and all related projects like Tear Garden, John Zorn, Nurse With Wound, Death in June, Evil Mothers, Motley Crue, WASP, GNR, Slayer, Megadeth, Leonard Cohen, Elvis, Skinny Puppy and all related projects like Download and Ohgr and Doubting Thomas, fuck. This could take forever . . . my own music of course. And the sound of my lover screaming out the name of God as I fuck her silly, of course.

OK. Here's my top ten as of late:

1. The Boondock Saints
2. Meet the Feebles
3. Frank Miller's Sin City
4. Fight Club
5. What to do in Case of Fire (German)
6. Rock and Rule (Animated)
7. Tromeo and Juliet
8. Orgasmo!
9. Death to Smoochy
10. Quills