Im here lookin for friends only. No married or separated men please dont waste my time. And noo Im not gonna watch ya stroke and no i wont send you any pics. To me having fun is finding a fun partner to do helium and call radio stations with. I like to burn down the street on my bigwheel and pet squirrel who chitters when i corner hard. For me a perfect date is one where we can go visit airsickness bag museums. And we go where the voices tell us to go. I want to way up everyday eager to face the possiblities of racing to the freezer for some jager. I play guitar and can tap dance. I love metal ,,/ I like to rockkkkk I really dig going to watch live music no matter what it is. I have twin teenaged sons. Those are all the kids i have that I know of.? Please dont call me and ask me if Im your mama cuz im not Ill pretend i dont know you. I love to snow ski , camp , golf, and laugh. And drink heavily.