Pay attention, I'd rather not waste keystrokes more than once explaining myself.

I am not looking for someone to sleep with.

I am not looking for someone to date, marry, or divorce.

I am naturally sarcastic and bitchy, and I'm here because Emily invited me, and I rather like her, so hey why not?

Don't message me or comment me asking to cyber or to send naked pictures.

I'm easy going and outspoken. I don't take shit from anyone, and that's not about to change now.

I like meeting people, but I can't guarantee that I'll like the people I meet.

I love the color pink, beer, modeling, and subway.

I hate idiots, anyone intolerable to others different from themselves, skittles and salt and vinegar chips.

That's about it.

/story.

Carry on.