I'm 5'3" on a good day, a wee bit petite, with a side of lazy and overactive at the same time.

I like my coffee strong, dark, and black.
I like my espresso light, creamy, and sweet.
Espresso was made to go both ways;
Coffee should always be hot and steamy.

Milk is my biggest enemy, and
Chocolate soy milk is god's greatest gift on earth.
Giant sweet-tarts make me feel like a small child, but
Giant M&Ms are pointless.

Sushi is heaven sent, but
Steak can go straight to hell.
Calories were made to be eaten and
Fat was made to be burned [off!].

Beer is best with fried foods;
Scratch that. Beer is best!
When I drink, I'm friendlier.
Not because of you, but because of the spirits!

On the water is where I live.
Paddling is my life.
The sun is to tan in; the rain to play in.
Mud puddles were invented for touch football.

Communication is a two way street.
As is Friendship, Love, and Romance.
I speak my mind.
The insecure fear me.

I am a self-confident, bitch;
Independent and self-reliant.
I will be your best friend.
When you meet me for the first time,
You will never forget my name or who I am.