I think I'd be a most promising and worthwhile candidate for what you seek. I'm a gentleman and scholar, well-mannered and free of drugs, disease, and psychopathic disorders .I'm also pretty fit, educated, and adventurous; essential ingredients required to be an enjoyable venture, a hoot, if you will.
A bit of a personal background might be in order - I am in my PhD structural engineering in Pittsburgh. Through dashing displays of charm, ambition, and a gentlemanly touch, I secured myself a promising brokerage career. This should clue you in as to my 'front of the house' demeanor, but I'm not a prissy little**** Whether you're looking for a fella to meet the folks, or just some jokes and a poke, I've got all that and more in my repertoire.
Well I hope my rather boisterous introductory response has piqued some interest here. I did (safely) experiment in this regard once before, and it was quite ravishing. Sigh... it was a last hurrah before that sassy lil' tart left Pittsburgh.

I have a certain purpose in my life and I have sacrificed too many invaluable things in my life to get to this point. Now I am like a bulldozer just going forward and I destroy what would stop me!
I paint sometimes if I get a chance and I mostly like figure and portrait painting.
I am open to discuss any questions/comments/concerns you might have....