Uhm, let's see. My name is Melanie. I am 22 years old and I currently live in a crappy town in Northern NY. I hate it here. I can't wait to get out. I'm single, and I'm really beginning to hate it. I am an insane, neurotic bundle of crazy...but I'm loveable. I laugh at things that aren't funny, I dance to music that shouldn't be danced to, and I smile at things that don't matter. Perfection is overrated. I <3 nicotine and I get pretty damn cranky without cigarettes. I drink more soda than any human being should, and you probably wouldn't like me very much when I'm going through caffiene withdrawl. I LOVE alcohol, but I don't get nearly enough opportunities to drink it, working seven days a week and all. I sleep when the sun's out and I'm awake when the moon is. I am quiet and shy...until I get to know you. Then I probably won't shut up. I think we are destroying the world. I love to sleep. A lot. My room is always a mess. It makes me nervous when it's not. I am addicted to Myspace and Yahoo. I never eat breakfast. I never hear my alarm clock the 1st time. Most times I don't hear it the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or 5th time either. I'm very random and completely unorganized in everything I do. I'm very good at hiding my true emotions. Looking me in the eye and seeing my smile rarely means I'm truly okay. Most times, I feel like I live in a soap opera, minus all the raunchy sex. Most importantly, I'm just me. If that's not good enough for you, find your way elsewhere.