40 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on August 15, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on December 27th
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I'm the best, and I rule at everything I do. My balls are huge and I have an iron dick. I like punching kittens, and if I could have any superpower, it would be the ability to shoot rectums out of my eyes. If you ever start off a conversation with, "hey, want to hear a funny joke..." then you're an idiot and I hope you develop masseter paralysis. Your stupid jokes aren't amusing and/or facetious, so do us all a favor and shut the hell up. Tofu is for malnutritioned anorexic pussies, and rain forests suck. All you smelly, ineffectual, environmentalist hippies need to drown in a vat of nuclear waste. Derrr.
40 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on August 15, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on December 27th
Interests
Fourwheeling, snowmobiling, time traveling, and a bunch of other stuff that I'm too lazy to put on here because I doubt I'll even use this website for anything. What a cluttered up mess. It looks like it was designed by a blind ape that just got a steamy load of bukkake in its eyes. Seriously, the tip of my dickhead could make a better looking, less visually distracting site than this.
Music
Muse!!! Fuck yeah. Alice in Chains, Beastie Boys, Joe Satriani, STP, Chris Kline (Vertex Guy), Kid Rock, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Megadeth, Psychostick, Tenacious D.
Video Games
Anything first party Nintendo - Zelda, Mario, etc. Diablo II. Left 4 Dead. Guitar Hero III, World Tour. Snake Rattle 'n Roll. Double Dragon II.
