i am a pansexual, anorexic supermodel with a muscle car and a machine gun collection. i wrapped my '64 around a telephone pole. i swallow bullets because no one will be impressed. i shot myself in the neck once while i was opening the fridge. i threw my computer out the window once then blamed it on the cat. if you dont know me that wont make any sense. so you might as well give up now. i think that whatever genitals a person has doesnt define their gender or sexuality. i sleep alot because im lazy. i have big boobs because im fat. i have a ton of ocd's. people that know me well either adore me or absolutely fucking hate me. its one extreme or nothing at all. most people tell me i seem really intimidating when first meeting me. im not really sure why that is. i think i just have a permanent smelling shit look. ive also been told i have some kind of "mysteriousness" about me. i somehow draw people in because i keep then curious. but i have yet to find someone that can totally read me.. so maybe i am captain mysterious. im really blunt and i guess that comes off as rude. so i guess im rude too. if someone has some kind of horribly disfiguring scar or a missing limb im usually the first one to ask the 411 on it. if someone is bullshitting with me about something stupid or something that doesnt interest me at all i wont hesitate to tell them theyre a total douche bag. im O+ and im deathly allergic to penicillin. i have a horrible.. maybe even slightly unhealthy obsession with daryl palumbo. ill hold a grudge till the day i die. it really takes a lot to piss me off and i rarely get offended, so if you can manage to accomplish that. good job, but ill sure as fuck make it my life goal to let you know just how much i fucking hate you. im not affectionate at all. and i fucking cant stand p.d.a. im donating my body to gunther von hagens when i die. and i will forever be plasticized. im a kennedy. like a j.f.k. kennedy. troo story. i like to smack food out of peoples hands when theyre eating. i really like gapped/ chipped/ crooked teeth. not like tweeker my teeth are already so fucked and i was eating a sun flower seed and my teeth just fell apart chipped teeth. but just like... like jim carey in dumb and dumber chipped tooth. i like beauty marks and moles too. i find small stupid things or things that wouldnt normaly be concidered attractive by todays stardards attractive. i have never seen any of the harry potter or lord of the rings movies. and id like to keep it that way. i cant spell for shit and i refuse to use spell check. i probably misuse punctuation too. but i sure do like periods. not the girl kind. but the punctuation kind. im a drop out. im married to a plumber. and hes cooler than all you fagbots put together. if i were to ever be cursed with a child i would name it Bazooka Joe. if it were a girl i would hollow it out and stuff it with cocaine then sell it on the black market. im horribly addicted to nasal spray. im a jew and i prefer onion bagels to plain bagels. im not ticklish. i pee in the shower, but when i hear someone blowing their nose in the shower i want to vomit. i have a huge forehead. i smoke way too much. i hate sports and cars and sports cars. and when i see a guy driving a biotch car like a new vw bug, miata or a pt crusier it makes me wish i had a huge throbbing black cack so i could impale their soft pink pussies. jesus christ. you have big hairy, sweaty balls. fucking drive a vehicle that lets people know that. something loud and uncomfortable. something with balls. the smell of hot, wet pavement makes me want to vomit. that smell is by far the worst smell. ever. i listen to faggot music that all the middle school kids jam to. the sound of ventalation fans like in bathrooms and above the stove. that sound is the worst sound. ever. i have stupid tattoos that no one gets. then i explain them and they look at me like im a fucking moron. i like diamonds and fake plastic finger nails because i am vain. i really do believe that having your hair washed by someone is the best feeling. ever. better than sex even. im a procrastinator and an extreme conformist. i never change anything. ever. it scares me. im extremly selfless and im not really sure if thats good or bad. i push shit off even if its quite important because i dont like to deal with anything. i watch a lot of tv and stupid dvd's and eat mcdonalds because im american. i dont really like people and im not very friendly. i make fun of retards and when i see parents on the news that go to jail for beating their kids or locking them in a closet for months or leaving them in the car with the windows up in the summer i laugh. im the coolest kid youll ever know. if youre lucky enough. true fucking story. im pretty fucking funny, or atleast i think i am. i waste money on things i dont really need like eyebrow pencils instead of just letting them grow cuz im the fucking bossa nova. im incredibly sarcastic by nature. if you couldnt already tell. im not interested in chatting or becoming your female skin suit unless i tell you otherwise. ive already made the mistake of being nice and "hanging out" with a myspace kid. within the first 10 minutes of meeting him he almost got me killed. then he jerked off in my bathroom. no fucking thanks. and if you ask to be added then not say a fucking thing ill just delete you. so if youre one of those types dont bother. <3DeDe.