43 Year Old
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Male
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From
Midlothian, IL
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Joined on July 18, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on December 25th
Hi, I'm Jeff, and • The end of the world is scheduled to take place four days before my 32nd birthday.• I love music but certainly don't care about your band. • I have an ardent love for typography. Current favorites are Optima and Big Caslon. I absolutely despise Impact.• I DJ 80s music.• I eat meat and wear leather.• I have been known to drive vehicles without catalytic converters.• I can run very, very fast.• I have an untimulaneous tendency to invent words.• I am a punctilious toad who hates spelling and grammar errors.• I am smarter than your honor student.• I like bullet points.• Living Colour is my favorite black metal band.• I don't call Japanese hardcore Jap-Core.• I liked Earache better when Dig answered the phone.• I don't have a "scene," and I probably never will—I can have fun just about anywhere, especially if there are cheap drink specials.• I write about music.• I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread.• I'm the amazing hot cereal that defies failure, thwarts mediocrity, and tastes like chocolate.• I'll dance to anything by The Communards.• I pull no punches.• I brake for no one.• I got jokes.• I also got two turntables and a microphone.
43 Year Old
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Male
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From
Midlothian, IL
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Joined on July 18, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on December 25th
Interests
typography, graphic design, art for art's sake, history, journalism, existentialism, tattoos and hardware, sleeping late, geography, travel, spicy food, serotonin, high fructose corn syrup, ascorbic acid (specifically, the L-enantiomer), lucha libre, comedy and satire, rational skepticism, The Onion, trivia, non-fiction and reference books, theology, Occam's Razor, etymology, Wikipedia, road trips, Mexico, Europe, impromptu photography, Baroque, Art Nouveau, Constructivism, Modernism, iconography, phenomenology, offensive gestures, ephemera, portmanteaux, memes, The White Sox, Arsenal FC, AFC Ajax, AC Sparta Praha, Deportivo Cruz Azul, CF Atlas, The Perry Bible Fellowship, Anomaly, crossword puzzles, su doku, Quick Takes, astronomy, geography, Gary Numan live CDs, the Circle Game, analogies, hypotheses, implied metaphors, allusions, Socratic irony, The 23 Enigma, Goldschläger, Motörhead, umlauts, tildes, cedillas, haceks, grave accents, rubbish, poppycock, and other miscellany.
Music
Joy Division, Bauhaus, DJ Shadow, Wolfsheim, The Smiths, Goldie, Gary Numan, Depeche Mode, Misfits, Hercules and Love Affair, The Horrors, New Order, The Sisters of Mercy, Editors, Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings, Led Zeppelin, Love and Rockets, A Tribe Called Quest, Killing Joke, Dead Kennedys, Mötley Crüe, Melvins, Electric Light Orchestra, The Brian Setzer Orchestra, Cannibal Ox, The Cramps, The Police, Tones On Tail, Covenant (SWE), Skinny Puppy, [The] Orb, Ministry, The Rock*A*Teens, Leftfield, Alice in Chains, DJ Cam, David Bowie, Lords of Acid/Praga Khan, Megadeth, Supertramp, Poison, Revolting Cocks, Underworld, VNV Nation, LTJ Bukem, Stone Temple Pilots, KMFDM, Tiger Army, Iron Maiden, The Clash, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Nine Inch Nails, Kool Keith, Rae & Christian, DJ Krush, Roxy Music, Roni Size, Soft Cell, Miles Davis, The Cure, Nekromantix, St. Germain, Quasimoto, Lee "Scratch" Perry & the Upsetters, Dead or Alive, Duran Duran, Thievery Corporation, Pigface, et al.
Movies
The Big Lebowski, American Psycho, Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, The Boondock Saints, Dark City, Waking Life, Buffalo 66, Rushmore, Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fritz the Cat, Our Man Flint, The Saint, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Formula 51, Swingers, Mulholland Drive, The Matrix, Waiting for Guffman, Blue Velvet
