None of that 'Sis'sy StuffAre you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poemsthat always sound good, but never actually come closeto reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak ofTrue Friendship. You WON'T seecutesy little smiley faceson this card- Just the stone cold truthof our great friendship.1. When you are sad, I will jump on the personwho made you sad like a spider monkeyjacked up on Mountain Dew!!!2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodgewhatever is choking you.3. When you smile, I will know you areplotting something that I must be involved in.4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until youquit whining, ya big baby!!!!6. When you are confused, I will use little words.7. When you are sick, Stay away from meuntil you are well again. I don't want whatever you have...8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off--After I laugh my rear off!!9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end.'Why?' you may ask;-- because you are my FRIEND!***********************Friendship is like peeing your pants,everyone can see it, but only YOUcan feel the true warmth.**********************