I'm so cool, eskimos have to have a heater just to talk to me. I have the greatest Poker-Face of all time, I won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.I have thoughts so deep; mortal man would need to translate the terminology using a world wide encyclopedia just to understand. I'm so smooth, I could sale sand for a $1 a grain to the Arabs. I Climbed to the top of every Mountain top, and claimed it as my own. Traveled the great wall of China 5 times over. I once shot a German plane down with my finger, by yelling,"Bang!!! I Don't want a cell phone, cause the President would be calling me too much for advice. I can speak and write in every language. Studied philosophies of all the great minds of the world. Traveled on every Ocean, every Continent. I have slayed Dragons using only a spoon, and a paper clip. I eat beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, I uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which I use to kill a cow and make more beef jerky, some people refer to this as the"Circle of Life. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures I have allowed to live. I live in West Virginia now. Some have even heard of me. They believe I'm a Myth, Folklore, a Urban Ledged. But nothing is further from the truth. It is I; Steve....Just having some fun with this people... chill