Rules I have

1st Leave extreme sexual comments out of my shout box, BUT DO SEND IN PRIVATE MESSAGES!
2nd I do know how to use Block and will use it
3rd Drama is not welcomed in person unless we are doing a mock divorce trial before our friends and enemies. Lively banter is appreciated and understood.
4th Remember I am a throw lefty / bat right mystic so I do get moody
5th I'm not here to fuck with you!!!! I'm here to be outrageously funny and uttermost serious in twists & turns

.. OK ALITTLE SAYING I HAVE ...
No, I DO look at nsfw BUT I don't cum to it .I am almost an incorrigible boob man. But in fact: for me its personality that is most attractive & the things listed below)

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My biggest turn ons

1st Street-smarts , common sense , & organizing : I have
been too overeducated & thereby mix-and-match
nomenclatures
2nd Personality ( love a bitch who can make me laugh ,
be serious when the time is right and have a great
personality )
3rd Hair , eyes , and smile ( I melt with some long or
discragled hair )
4th 34B - 40DD Boobs & pooching nipples ( Im a guy that
loves to cuddle and UNOWHAT )
5th A person that likes to hang-out and shoot the bull ,
either alone or in a smallish group at most 6
5th A nerd/geek ( love a sci fi freak & computer equipment
whiz , esp of external add-ons and freebies )

Biggest pet peeves ( in no order)

1) people who do not respect themselves & therefore don't the respect or dignity of others either
2) People who go more than 20mph over the speed limit while cutting in front of me at rush hour
3) Politicos people who think they know everything and will even lie to try and make them self look good.
4)Blatant liars , irascible cheaters, illicit druggie ( I've never done pot in my life nor do I have any plans on doing it. )
5)People who abuse alcohol to the extent of violence when drunk or also get blackouts regularly
6)People who distain the benefits of getting an education and hinder others therefore