I'm interested in just about everything and nothing. Combined? Yes, combined. I like intellectual discussion, but not too many others do. I really dig history, butt I'm not into time. I love music. I love desk. I love lamp. I pooped a stapler. I pooped a tape recorder. I pooped a Cornish game hen. I ate a whole mess of insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said. My stomach's itchy.

George Carlin. God (whoever he/sheit) is rest his soul.

AND NOW: Stay tuned for a full length movie on America's favorite new date show: Dinner, A movie, And A Hump! Tonight your hosts, Dagwood Parkhaven and Candace Nooch cook up a delicious whale chowder and a breast of hyena on a bed of diced badger as they present and award winning film about an amnesia victim; Who the #@(& am I? Starring Ester Sylvester, Kermitt McDermot, Chichi Ameche, and Skeeter Vanmeter. Introducing Keith bunghole as the queer. After this movie and the food, Dagwood and Candace will tear off a lengthy piece of @ss on the kitchen table, taking turns being on top, and demonstrating new sexual positions, including the baghdad twirl and the bosnian dick knot. Good night everyone and God bless America! (lively organ music, lusty throaty moans, and maniacal screaming fill the background...) cr GC

Pretty eclectic. My favorite band is Imminent Demise. Prolly won't change. We all enjoy metal because its much more fun than twangy honky tonk. Everything from The black dahlia murder to killswitch engage. Now you've got something to die for

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOWB6rmSd4I&NR=1

Hate the movie theater. I like funny movies and stoner comedies. Who doesn't? Prudes.

I have no idols. I'm no idolater. but my heroes, those who impress me are a few of the following: Techumseh, butt knot his brother Tenskwatawa the prophet, Crazy Horse, the Oglala Sioux, Deganawida, black hawk, Wovoka (aka Jack Wilson), Smolhalla, Handsome Lake, Jesus of Nazareth claimed to be Messiah, and of course the ultimate fighting tactician of all time, Robert Edward Lee. And of course who can forget the legend himself, (Doctor) Hunter S. Thompson.