If you come across any interesting brunettes (occasionally blonde), 28-35, 5'0" - 5'8", with pouty lips and a great sense of humor send them my way. It might help if they can kick some ass (i'm talkin about someone that would stand next to me (not 10 feet behind me) in a bar brawl! HELL she would prolly be the fucker startin the fight!), she says what's on her mind, a great sense of style... must own and wear at least 3 different styles of shoe regularly (flats, flip flops, and sandals do not count! Combat boots are optional but will not count toward the 3 style requirement!!!) knowledge of, Prada, Louis Vuitton, and COACH and can pull off wearin it when necessary. I know it's alot to ask for which is why I am lookin for some help please! REMEMBER TO MENTION - I was raised by 5 women so I can be moody, tempermental, stubborn, sometimes cranky and impatient... I am random, out spoken, strong willed, vulgar, always late, always busy, but I AM LOYAL, independent, spontaneous, and funny!

My best qualities (other than my dashing good looks) are my charm, intelligence, and my witty sense of humor. My worst qualities are my charm, intelligence, and my witty sense of humor which typically comes off as cocky, sarcastic, and angry. I'm very charismatic, dare i say captivating, loyal to a fault, and a lot of fun to be around. I'm a STRONG Sagittarius, so I never have trouble making decisions, for me or anyone else... I visit my Orthodontist regularly (I have invisalign ). I'm Left handed (as was the Boston Strangler, Billy the Kid, and Jack the Ripper!), pierced, but not tattooed...YET! If you want to get to know me buy me a drink, a beer (Heineken) a gin and tonic (Tanqueray), or a shot (Jagermeister) and you'll really get to know me! But if you do you better be prepared because I have a lot of stories to tell. edit
About Me:Who I'd like to meet: I want a girl whose attractiveness increases with every smile. I want a girl with beautiful hands and soft pouty lips. I want a girl who while in the shower I can open the door and make requests, For instance that you sing me Bob Marley songs... it'll be off-key but I'll like it. I want a girl who writes letters (this is NOT a prerequisite) , beautiful ones full of imagery and poetry so she can better appreciate when I leave little notes in her pockets. In the words of a great man: "I am looking for a dare to be great situation." -- Lloyd Dobler...