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Male · Joined on May 19, 2009 · Born on January 1st
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Male · Joined on May 19, 2009 · Born on January 1st
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We are Lauri and Franky, we are in our late 40s, yes we seek the elusive hot bi-babe...she should be at least 45 and done with having children, at least 200-225 lbs so we can have our urge to lose weight in common, love to cook healthy and garden organically, all this to offset our common propensities for falling into diabetic comas. OH and she of course should have amazing stamina because we all know exercise is the only way to regain one's health after arthritis, diabetes and the ever common heart disease take effect, let alone old age and bluesheimers, which is the musicians' form of just what it sounds like..lol What will make her "hot" will be her love of conversation, her love of listening when our habit of forgetting to shut up takes over, her love of reading just about anything and her love of music, pets and maybe even some camping, though we're not into roughing it, a good sense of humor and the ability to bounce back when the mattress collapses or the blinds fly up and the neighbor happens to be looking over the back fence. lol if you've stayed with us this long, the truth is yes we want to finish our triad, but most of all we are seeking like minded friends to enjoy day to day life with and if they happen to have a single friend, and she's poly too...lol well then it's back to the flowchart!! While our humorous ad mentions the need for a sense of humor and the desire for a single family bed, we're most interested in finding someone to create a solid foundation and a life with, so please don't approach us as if we are seeking 20 minutes of your time 19 of it in bed it's insulting to you and us. Hugs, Lauri and Franky

Male · Joined on May 19, 2009 · Born on January 1st

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