40 Year Old
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Male
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From Orange Park, FL·
Joined on May 8, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on August 15th
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I have a crush on someone!
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What can I say? I'm a nice guy with a trigger finger. Definition: I'm nice, but I can get real mean. I think stupid people are here on this earth to amuse us. I'm from the woods in Florida. Served my country in the USMC, and now I work on aircrafts. The whole reason I started visiting this site is just for amusement. My opinion, laughing and having a good time is what this life is for. So enjoy your life to the fullest.
40 Year Old
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Male
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From Orange Park, FL·
Joined on May 8, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on August 15th
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I have a crush on someone!
Not cool... you took away the fact that I remembered your Birthday by telling me when I first woke up lol :( ... but... HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *XOXO* Bunches of hugs n kisses!
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!F.U.C.K. Stands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise me we'll F.U.C.K. forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F. U. C.Ks are. 9,675,000,000 people in this world & yet I ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn, I'm lucky! -lol- Send this to everyone you love.Get 1 back - people feel sorry for youCryGet 2 back - You have a couple true friendsTongue outGet 3 back - You're alrightSmileGet 4 back - Your lovedSmileGet 5 back - Your adoredKissGet 6 or more - Damn your a celebrity Surprised....mmmm Yummy!
I got extremely bored & wanted to show my ninja skills. WA TAAAAAAA! LOL Nah just kidding... I just seriously got REALLY bored! Have a good night @ work! =)
