Interests
just ask.7 Kinds of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first
meet someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner
for a short time and you are so needy you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for
a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for
too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you both say .... 'Fuck You.'
The 5th kind of sex is called .. Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in
the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She
takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.
And .. Last ... But not least ....
The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to
enjoy yourself.
Music
hip hop and rock and ganst rap.
