Sport's blog: "30 things Porn Producers Don't Want you to Know"

30 Things Porn Producers want you to think 30 Things Porno Producers would have us Believe... 1. Women always wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 secs is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding fine. 10. All women are noisy fucks. 11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!) 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patients cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend,she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches... or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. 29. Men don't have to beg. and finally... 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

From the pages of AskMen, here are the top 6 places to have Winter sex... It's winter and you want to have sex. But you don't want to head to the bedroom and get your groove on. No. You want to head out in subzero temperatures and enjoy sex, Eskimo style. This winter, turn ordinary sex into something extraordinary by testing out these locations with your woman. 1- Gondola Whether you plan to ski, snowboard or head to the top of a mountain for any reason, use the opportunity to engage in a quickie in the gondola. The ride up the mountain will take on a new meaning. 2- Top of a mountain If you're feeling bold, head to a secluded spot at the top of a mountain and get your groove on. She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes. 3- Cross-country skiing/Snowshoeing If you opt to take the scenic route on a winter day, you're bound to find a spot where you can stop and penetrate. Sex in a winter wonderland will definitely leave you with a new appreciation for the season. 4- Log cabin Head up to a deserted cabin with your lady and enjoy some privacy. You can opt to get it on inside or out, just be careful that your asses don't get stuck to the ice if you head on out for your escapade. 5- Swedish spa If you've ever been to a Swedish spa, you know that the hot tub, the sauna and the pool encourage sexual behavior. Treat your woman to a day at the spa and take the opportunity to have sex, or at least generate sexual thoughts, in the sauna. 6- Hockey game Even if your woman isn't a big fan of ice hockey, you can always bring her to a game and give her a penalty of your own. Have sex in the washroom, near the ice, or even in a secluded spot where no one is sitting. 7- Parked car Winter or not, having sex in a car is a lot of fun. And if it's winter, chances are the police won't get out of their car to check why yours is bouncing up and down.