About me? First things first, almost every person I meet tells me i need to write a book or several of them... about me. Wow i promise i'm not that conceded, I just seem to find fun, fickle, fire and trouble where ever my deviantly happy little self goes.

I'm definitly off my rocker crazy, but totally measured, controlled and balanced through years and years of it. I'm highly intelligent and if you get me going on one of my random factual intellect rants, get popcorn and a chair. I also enjoy it when someone can do it back to me, dazzle me with something more than their eyes or ass; their brain.

recently about me? heh, my wife's christmas present was that she's leaving me, but the best part is she'll be gone on new years eve! like my title says, once you hit bottom.... up baby, up.

Last, young, older, white, midget, what EVEr... you have to be strong of heart mind and soul to be with me as a friend or even lover for ANY length of time. I'm rather intense and seem to burn out those who just can't stand the heat. So, feeling brave or like testing some limits?