My name is Jane but you can call me what you want.
I'm the author of my life,
but unfortunately I'm writing in pen...
I was made in the 80's.
I'm not a bitch, but I can pretend.
I've learned....That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
I feel Hell is underrated and Heaven is overrated, And I dont have to believe in either to believe there is a such thing as you call a God.
I forgive but I never forget.
I'm no saint but i believe in what is right.
I'm not afraid to get dirty.
Bad drivers really should be shot.
Purple is my choice of color.
I rarely answer my phone, so leave a message. I'll text ya back.
I'm extremely dysfunctional.
Fake people make me laugh.
I will fight for the last twinkie.
I'm random never the same two days in a row.
I'm a thief,Cause I will steal your heart.
Private profiles really do suck.
I'm behind in life,but i was born early.
My heart is to big,my dreams are to high,and my imagination is to wild for this place.
I get bored easy...amuse me.
If you don't like me, my feelings won't be hurt.
If you cant handle me...Move to the side..Maybe the person behind you can!
I don't like idiots.
I'm fucked up on the inside.
Don't judge me till you've been me.
I truly believe in Karma.
I hate one person in the world and if she died tomorrow, I'd piss on her grave.
I'm deeper than you could ever imagine.
I wish only for the moment.
Only fools fall in love.
Bubble gum bubble gum in a dish how many pieces do you wish...6!
Talking shit gets you no where in life.
Don't waste your time trying to impress others.
I believe there is someone who loves you unconditionally out there.
I'm perfectly imperfect and I like it.
T.v is highly overrated.
I smoke like a hippie and drink like a pirate.
I live for today because yesterday is over and tomorrow may never come.
Most girls try to blend in,I try to stand out.
I'm a Bonnie looking for my Clyde.
I hate people so much i have to love them.
One for sorrow. Two for joy. Three boys. Four for girls. Five for silver. Six for gold. Seven for a secret never to be told.
If I could have one thing it would be the world in a jar so i could Shake It Up!!
I come with my own background music its not my fault if you cant hear it.
I live for the nights I cant remember with the people I'll never forget.
I'm radioactive and should be handle with care.
I'm addicted to music and I'm a Wal*Mart junkie.
What you call a disease I call a remedy.
I came from the wanna be ghetto.
I'm a rockstar in the shower.
If you cant handle me..then step to the side..maybe the person behind you can!
Haters make you famous,Come by and see me anytime bit*hes.
I'm nothing but a mystery with a naughty smile
Who ever said nothing last forever obviously never felt pain.
RAWRgrrBLARGH!