The name is Ralphie, but the world calls me Miami, El Primo or Ace..so whichever you all feel comfortable with...I was born on a Thursay on October 21st, at 6:56 am. The Year of the Dragon, or the Fire Dragon is my Chinese zodiac. Others who share my birthday and Chinese zodiac are: Ghengis Kahn, Napoleon, and Celia Cruz. Words to describe me are Down~2~Earth, comedic, laid-back, blunt, VERY SEXUAL, outgoing, outspoken, militant, truthful, upfront, sensitive(when the situation calls for it), talented, easy to get along with, etc. My past to present jobs include car salesman, drug-dealer, stripper, Pimp,hamburger slinger, grocery bagger, Deli clerk, suit salesman and just all around Entertainer Extraordinaire, meaning I can entertain for anything: birthday parties, private parties, comedy shows, freestyle ciphers, spoken word poetry venues, etc. I compose and perform my own music and things of the nature. I was raised in the Dirty South: Miami (hense, the name) and Decatur in Atlanta (What it do, shawty!!). My personality commands a lot of attention, not on purpose, but by nature. I know a lot of people in the U.S. and overseas, both famous and crackheads (old drug-dealing habit) and all types inbetween. Not racist but I am an activist for minority rights. I`m a recovering thug-addict, ex gang member, but now concidered "O.G." by the heads I used to run with, both Rollin 60`s CRIPS and the ALMIGHTY LATIN KING AND QUEEN NATION, Miami chapter, so I got my stripes. They all show me love, those who know the WHOLE story. I am both street AND book smart. Anyways, for all those I know but can`t contact, hit me up on the internet(it`s worldwide, yo!) What`s next? Hmmmm...My hobbies, right? Well, I like playing chess, pool, soccer, I like shocking people, making people laugh, HAVING SEX, writing, singing, rhyming, football, getting pictures, collecting pens, studying Martial Arts, DRAGONBALL Z and GT...(If you don`t like what I like, sorry fa ya) I like SMOKING WEED. I ain`t a pothead, but I am an avid smoker, for those who have a problem with it. I drink occasionally, I like traveling and meeting new people. />Rules of Da Internet GameWe'll start with simple stuff(1) Anyone under the age of 18 should never have the word "dime" or "dyme", "sexxxy" and %#&@$! like that in their username. Try using "cute", "preteen" or "baby" or "little". This is how little kids get abducted for tryin' 2 be grown.(2) If you're married, it makes NO SENSE to put on half naked pix on your page and then say " I'm taken, sorry fella'z..", or whatever corny-azz lines you decide to use. (3) How are you people going 2 use someone else's face to promote your page? I went to a page yesterday that had J.Lo on it....she ain't on MiGente, did she give you permission 2 use her pic to fool people?! Why use a celeb or your cousins pic, or some pic you "found" on the net? Pitiful.(4) Attitudes online are UNcalled for. Some of you people have a microchip on your internet shoulder waiting 4 someone 2 piss you off. Why? Do you feel better talking down 2 someone you'll probably never meet?!(5) Arrogance online is RETARDED. How are you going to big yourself up, put millions of people down, and still have enough room to try to get some play online? That's mad corney(6) Why are all of these little children internet gangbangers?! How do you call yourself a gangsta at 14-19?! And don't say cause you can shoot somebody. My son can shoot somebody and he's 3. Guns don't make you no f*ckin' gangsta, it makes you a b*tch. Now, if you can throw a punch and take one, that's gangsta. All else is punk fa990t sh*t.(7) Don't brag about what college you went 2 when you don't even have common sense ( even though sense ain't always common) or HOME TRAINING. (8) How are you going to have a page AND be antisocial?!? (9) 4 those Women who got sh*tted on by some previous inter-fling, it's not fair to bring that baggage to EVERY OTHER GUY who's never met you. (10) They have special web sites ALL OVER the net, so if you're "gay" 100 and whatever percent, you might want to look up a site that is gay friendly AND a site where you don't have to worry about saying, if you're a girl," Guys, don't hit me up. I'm gay". Those sites are for you. THIS site, FuBar, is for EVERYBODY. Get that through your confused head. You can't get mad if ni99a'z hit you up all day cuz you got naked pix up for "Women".(11) I might say some sh*t to piss some of y'all off, but y'all been doing the same sh*t to me, so it's my turn. Shut the hell up(12) There are plenty of ignorant people online, please don't add to it by doing stupid sh*t like asking me what I already put on my page, etc.(13) Usually when I'm giving a Woman a compliment, it's just that. A COMPLIMENT. I don't want your f*cking number, I don't care where the f*ck you live (unless you tell me), I don't want to be your f*cking Man, I don't care that your boyfriend or baby's daddy is insecure, or crazy, don't give me some cheap-azz comment underestimating my intelligence and saying some sh*t like "you don't know me" If the pic on your page is you, and I say you're sexy as hell (or something), that's that. End of story. If you can't say something nice back and keep the conversation going, OR if you're not interested in speaking or being civil, f*ckin' say so.(14) If you lie or don't post your age, you're holding 2 many secrets alreadyIf you have anything to send me, send to: ralphlong76@hotmail.comOne love to the whole La Familia crew, Morganfield Kentucky....and of course, Miami Florida. Shout to Firito, Manny, Sosa, Lizbeth, Dumbo, Hector, El Pulpo, Henri, El Coyote, Snowflake, Queen Tyson, King Pinky and Brain, King Tre`, 8 Ball, Macoris, Gema, D.J. Eric, Wilbur, Kawasaki, Spider, Dominicans Don`t Play, Brenda, L.L., Jessica "Stinson"(I know you`re married, but I still love you too), Columbian Mafia in 904, KY, you know who you are, Bubbles, Peter Mena, Pablo Paolino, Y-Lo`s, IMP, Latin Folks, A.L.K.Q.N. Hialeah Chapter (weeeeeeeepaaaaaaa!!) And all of the Latinos who held the spanish dances down at Earle C. Clemens, 97, 98 what what, all the real muthaf*cka`s who held it down for the riot (J`Ville vs. Brunswick, Summer 96) All the V.I.s in J`ville, Ms` Anderson, for taking my virginity at age 12, you unleashed the Dragon, all the Dominican Posse in KY, all the mami`s who gave it up in GreenGrass, the snack-cakes, welding Crew, the n*gga`z who sold already rolled blunts, you shysty muthaf*cka`s, one luv to 402, A.K.A. Primoville, named by me, 405 all the cisexuals hopping windows, you know who you are....One luv to all my peoples from Brownsville, Pinkett and Belmont. 5304, you cant see us!!!Stay tuned for the next exiting episode of "The mind of a Man", same FuBar time, same FuBar channel. To all my people who understand, A.D.R.!! ~1