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Male · Joined on March 8, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 5th · I have a crush on someone!
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Are you comfy? cozy? Welcome to the TWITLIT ZONE where you are not responsible for the answers & the questions are simply out of order. Insanity is the norm & madness is divine.
Everything here is completely nonsensical as it should be. Any reference to any person whether living or dead or fictitious should be considered deliberate & intentional unless otherwise noted. Please read the fine print before you leave.
Politicians, Lawyers, Insurance agents, tax collectors, terrorists, cartoon characters are not allowed outside the grounds of Happy Acres Asylum where I am warden. Please leave all complaints here _.
I Walter live in a rubber room, wearing my favorite straight jacket. I have free meals & I am not allowed visitors. I have been lost for years & I am still looking for myself. If I come back before I return, please ask me to wait...
If you are still laughing at the end of this, I have accomplished my purpose to give everyone a good laugh. Enjoy!

Male · Joined on March 8, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 5th · I have a crush on someone!
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My Interests are varied. I own 1300 plus books ranging from Philosophy, Religion, History, Sciences, Military, to Literature. I am interested in friendships only. My life's history is interesting but it would take so long that if it was a rubber band, it would snap. I can converse on any subject and what I do not know, I will ask.
My tastes in music consists of classical, R&B, pop, jazz, some classic rock (like the Eagles) and gospel.
I love to talk and if anyone wants to just talk, I'll be around. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.
My current projects is the American Presidency Project (everyone asleep yet?).
My joke: During the French Revolution, there were 3 guys who were about to be guillotined (have their heads cut off). The executioner asked the 1st guy, a French nobleman for any last requests.
"Viva la France!" he exclaimed.
THe little old ladies rocking and knitting in their chairs screamed, "Off with his head!"
THe French nobleman was put under the blade and the blade was released. The blade stopped a foot short of his neck and the old ladies cried out, "Let him go! Let him go! The gods have saved him!" So he was released.
The executioner asked the 2nd guy, a British spy for any last requests.
"God save the King!" he said.
The little old ladies were furious and screamed even louder than the first time: "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!"
THe British spy was put under the blade and the blade was released. The blade stopped inches short of his neck and the old ladies screamed, "GOD has saved him, let him go! Let him go!" So he was released.
The executioner brought out the 3rd guy of unknown origin and asked for any last requests.
"If you put a little oil in it, the blade will come down it."
From the Twitlit Zone where I live.

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