Firstly before you read my profile *if* I do not own a cell phone. No you can not text me, No you can not call me, No I will not cam chat with you if we've talked a handful of times. No I will not meet you in some discreet location either I may be crazy but I'm not fucking stupid.

Now if you've read my disclaimer, please read on. I'm a mom, I'm a wife, I'm a bitch all rolled into one, sounds like your typical woman right?! Wrong.
I'm here to make friends, to an extent as long as you're not an asshat.
I'm a little crazy ok well a little more than crazy, I'll knock your friggen teeth into the back of your skull if you mess with my kids. I love a great time out and I love my family.
I come from a family of bikers, am I one? Not yet I don't own my own but I will some day when the kids are old enough unless they make car seats for the back of bikes it ain't gonna happen soon.
I hang out with awesome people though ones that know how to keep themselves together when need be and ones who aren't afraid to get in someones face if they deserve it but I hate dramatics so I don't go looking for trouble but if it comes to me I stomp it out like a fire.
With 2 kids, FUBAR isn't my home, but I'm here when I can be, so don't expect me to always respond.

I don't take peoples shit, and if I don't like you, you'll know it. I don't give a shit what other people think, and if you can't accept that go find someone else to piss off because when it comes to listening to that kind of stuff I don't have time today and tomorrow's not lookin good either.

I am a gamer as well so if you don't like "nerds" don't talk to me because I will defend my point of how that has a tendency to keep people out of trouble.
I've been all up and down the east coast and now finally made it to california over the holidays a couple years ago. I enjoy traveling and road trips as well so don't be surprised if I'm not in the same place a few months from now.