OK, first thing I'd like you to know about me is that I am on here to actually meet people. Not sit in chat rooms and cyber-flirt or play message tag. I like to be more productive with my time. Of course, I could go on about my wonderful attributes, but the proof is in the pudding. I will say that I like to engage in mentally-stimulating conversation. Hope you can handle it!

So, about who I'm looking for. Here is my want-ad for my ideal woman:

'Intelligent, spirited, spontaneous, trust-worthy woman wanted for occupation as adventure partner. Must have at least 10 years experience with classiness, humor, and sexiness. Good communication skills a must! Beauty apparent on outside AND inside. Flexible dress code, from high-heels and a dress to funny t-shirts and shorts. Adaptable in most any environment. Must be able to follow a strong lead on the dance floor. Must NOT be flaky, materialistic, or shallow. Assignments will involve exterior locations of interest or at-home fun with partner. Serious inquiries need only apply!'