Well my names Dartanion and im attracted to women. I was born in Westlake Ohio in 1988, and moved to mansfield in about 94. I like to party and get drunk, and jump in hot tubs half naked. I play bass guitar and im starting a band. i hate drama so much that i dont even watch tv drama shows. I eat rocks and shit lightning bolts cuz in the shiznit. I fought in almost every major war, including the Korean War, World War1, the American Civil War, the Polynesians War, The Iran-Iraq War (on both sides simultaneously), the war of the worlds, and the war on drugs. The only war dart hasn't fought in is the Macedonians war because Dart doesn't give a shit about Macedonians. Interests: um steak, female mud wrestling. manly things, some times i like to eat bread cheese tomato paste and a handful of basil which sounds like pizza but its not because dart doesn't want to give credit to the Italians. Every now and then Dart will sit down and eat a plate full of sausage and onions for no apparent reason. HOW DO I START MY DAY? Like any other red blooded man. i floss my teeth with steel wool, then i eat a bowl of dynamite for breakfast. Then i take a massive two flush shit and then I wipe my ass with intercepted letters from children to Santa Claus. Heres a poem I wrote one day when I ordered a Turkey sandwich from a deli and the female waitress informed me that they no longer had wheat: Bitch, Say what? Thats all I wrote before I stomped his foot up her ass and wore her colon around my ankle for the next week! Here's a haiku written by Yours Truly: I murdered a man toady He had a wife and two kids I slept peacefully