`A guy's talking to a girl in a bar.He asks her,"What's your name?"She says,"Carmen."He says,"That's a nice name. Who named you, your mother?"She says,"No, I named myself."He says,"Why Carmen?"She says,"Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?"He says,"Beerfuck." ....LOL....LOLENJOY YOUR WEEKEND!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)IN THE WILDERNESS......

`A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife"mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this."Mother of six," he would say,"what's for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!" She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out,"Mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife immediately shouts back,"I'll be right with you, father of four!" ~ LOLGood night!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said,"Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother,"Don't eat it. Its an asshole! ...LOL....LOL....LOLYOU HAVE A MARVELOUS WEEKEND!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

'An investigative journalist went to Afghanistan to study the culture and was shocked to discover that women were made to walk ten paces behind the men. She asked her guide why and he said,"Because they are considered of lesser status." Outraged the journalist went home. A year later she returned covering violence in the region and was surprised to see the women walking ten paces ahead. She turned to her guide and this time asked,"What has changed?" The guide answered,"Land mines.".....LOL...LOL...LOLTGIF!YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAY!Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)