Kon-nichiwa! (thats hello in Japanese) Im Bruce. No i dont speak japanese.... yet i am studying it.

Well lets start with some things about me:

I am 25, single, Recently moved from florida to washington! I have a full time job and a car.

I'm 5'11 and 210lbs. Brown hair and Brown eyes.

I am crazy, open-minded, compassionate, fun, funny, odd, weird, cool, awesome, and intellectual.

I have a very solid understanding of who I am, and what I want and what I value as well as why.

I tend to be funny and not so serious most of the time, but if the situation requires seriousness I change my behavior to what is needed.

I do not have piercings but I want some. Nor do I have tattoos but eventually will get some.

I am an open book and I vaule Truth, Trust, Honesty, Respect, and Communication above all.

I do not have many friends here but am always looking to meet some!

I do like to talk intellectually and philosophically and share thoughts and ideas but thats maybe 20-30% of the time. So it comes in phases

I do not do any drugs or smoke anything (how the hell can you people afford cigarettes?)

If I drink I do it socially or when I feel like one (rare)


Well, whew, if yer this far u must be somewhat interested! At this point you have some idea of what kind of character I have as well as who I am as a person.

Now I am looking for friends, possibly some friends with benefits, and always open to a relationship if it goes that way I try not to judge someone UNTILL I know their character and have actions to judge by. And again I am very open-minded.

So lets take a look at some of the things I like:

Anime Food Girls Raspberrys RPG's Forgotten Realms Books (yes i read its a shocker i know) Debates with open-minded people Comedy Movies Good Plotted Suspense Movies Swords Medieval stuff Ancient Egypt fascinates me Pirates are awesome yo-ho! I like some history Science is always interesting Things with meaning are always very profoundly intriguing.


Some Bands I like are:
Van Halen/ Godsmack/ ACDC/ Disturbed/ Korn/ Three Days Grace/ Seether/ The Killers/ Paramore/ Led Zepplin/ Sammy Hagar/ Smashing Pumpkins/ Offspring/ Slipknot/ Death Cab for Cutie / and many many more!


Some Anime's i love:
Bleach Trigun Fooley Cooley Haunted Junction Cowboy Beebop Iria Ghost in the Shell movie Gundam Wing Robotech Inuyasha and more to come!

I also like read manga but havnt gotten to read too much.


Things I value in a relationship are Trust Truth Honesty Openess Respect and COMMUNICATION!!!!

Relationships arnt just between a two people seeing eachother, they are between friends, family and lovers. And all those subjects are needed to make any of those relationships last, grow, and bond.

For this part id like to say a little bit about what i like in girls. THESE ARE NOT REQUIRED AT ALL!!!!!!!!! AGAIN, THESE ARE NOT REQUIRED AT ALL!!!!!!!!! They are simply some things i like and by no means determine your value as a person. They are simply some things i like, a lack thereof does NOT mean i will not like you.


Before you go further note that I like all races and almost all sizes. Personality is what truely makes you beautiful. If you have a hot body but a ugly personality i find u appalling. If u have a so-so body and a great personality its very pretty. I do however have eyes and am cursed with the notion of physical beauty. Self Confidence and Comfort are more important than Self Esteem. Even if u dont think u are hot or great looking etc as long as u can be comfortable with who you are and know that u look the way u do and people are either going to accept how u look with and withought clothes or their not. If u have self confidence/comfort its a huge turn on.

!!!WARNING!!! Adult Content ahead! Proceed with caution!


I like peircings.

Tattoos if they have meaning (although trampstamps and bellybutton tattoos are hot....)

Bellybutton Ring.

Shaved Pussy (kinda important as i dont like to go down on a girl unless its shaved or trimmed)

Red Hair

Blue Hair

Different Colored Hair

Gothic Look

Geek Look

Nerd Look

Freak Look

School Girl Look

Pigtails

Long Hair

Cute Feet

Round/Bubble Butt

Green Eyes

Close to Violet Eyes

Yellow eyes (so rare)

Dont wear make up (eye liner and lipstick is fine)

Wear Thongs

Wear no panties

Like to Cuddle (kinda important)




Ok now for my sexual preferences and things i want in that department.

!!!WARNING!!! Adult Content ahead! Proceed with caution!
!!!WARNING!!! Adult Content ahead! Proceed with caution!
!!!WARNING!!! Adult Content ahead! Proceed with caution!

First off i am a Nymphomaniac and i do like sex alot. 7 times a day is ideal

The first is being Kinky. Now almost every girl I have found that says: "Im a lady in the street but a freak in the sheets." and yet there is nothing freaky about them. No kinkyness or fantasys, no openness to experiment or try things for someone else. All they like to do is missionary and doggy and honestly..... how is doing the 2 most common sex positions in the world freaky?

Now I will try anything for a girl im in a relationship with and I want her to be open to trying anything for me.

My sexual orientation is 100% Straight. I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body, In other words I do not find men attractive at all. Taking into consider popular womens fantasys. If I am in a relationship with a girl and the relationship is very good and there is constant communication where I feel it will last. Then I will be open to her fantasys even if its not sexually exciting to me.

One thing I know I want, and u can critisize me how you will but im sorry that I like it in a girl, is a girl that is willing to do anal. Not all the time and not only once a month.

I like giving facials so youd have to be ok with that some of the time. Its not a every time deal but once in a while at the least.

I would prefer if she shaved and liked being eaten out but if its not your thing.... i cant change that.

She would like to give head.

Be adventurous and take risks, give head in a car, do it in the park, maybe a bathroom somewhere. Be exciting and fun.

Have some fantasys for heavens sake.

IF I THINK U HAVE CUTE FEET, Be ok with me kissing your feet and sucking on your toe while i fuck u once in a while. And be open to a footjob once in a blue moon.

Yes these things may sound weird but as i said. Im open and like to try things.

I like to be dominant, so if u like to be submissive thats fucking awesome.

I like dirty talk and dirty names etc.

I also like sensual talk.

Make some sounds, ohhhh ahhhh mmmm fuck yeah..... harder etc.... lol.

I almost forgot. THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!!!!! COMMUNICATE WITH ME SEXUALLY S WELL!!!
I have always been told im good in bed but EVERYONE is different and i am not abject to learning how to please you better so LET ME KNOW HOW U LIKE IT, WHAT U LIKE WHEN I DO IT AND TELL ME HOW IT CAN BE DONE BETTER!!!!!!

As far as i know thats it for now. I have fantasys yes but ill discuss them when i know your truely open and were in private.



If ive interested you then what can it hurt to give me a message or block your number then call me? My yahoo is ironys_soulmate2 my email is criyton@gmail.com and my cell is 425-409-7809 (the screen is broken so i cant see texts)