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If you haven't seen the movie Empire Records than this entire blog will go over your head.
20. You can't kill yourself using a Lady Bick with moisturizing strip.
19. If you are a minor you can shoot up a store,hold customers hostage,and not do any hard time..you might even be able to get a job there.
18. Record stores stay open til midnight(even later on special occasions)
17. You can sell beer without a liqour license for 5$
16. One is able to buy a record store(cheap)
15. You can be a total asshole to everyone yet still find redemption in their eyes if you play guitar in their band( this is a stupid deleted scene on the special edition dvd)
14. His name isn't fucking Warren!(I thought his name was Warren?)
13. Telling the manager he is superb more than once can get your ass kicked.
12. Rock n' Roll Heaven has a guest list.
11. The fat man walks alone.
10. Marc Sucks!
09. 1:37 is an EXCELLENT time to declare your love for someone.
08. One is able to embezzle 9,104(I counted it twice)dollars lose it all playing Craps in Atlantic City and STILL keep your job.
07. Chicks don't like the taste of blue cheese on your dick.(added scene that wasn't in the original release)
06. Shoplifters are deep-fried in hot oil and served to the first hundred customers(just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records)
05. Gluing quarters to the floor is considered "art"
04. Male Rex Manning fans and homosexuality hold the same percentage.
03. Do not play guitar for GWAR,they will feed you to the worm!
02. Breath Mints cause you to freakout and break shit like a speed freak.
01. Nothing bad can happen on Rex Manning Day!
