I loathe the jukebox at the bar sometimes...
and now, its bleeding over into people's MySpace profiles...
and i cant even listen to the radio anymore!!
My list (not perfect order) of 20 songs that I wish/hope/pray that I would NEVER have to hear EVER AGAIN...
= LOUIE LOUIE -- unless I'm watching Animal House, there's no reason to be playing this song EVER..and WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING???
= MRS. ROBINSON -- Paul Simon, I dont care where Joe DiMaggio went...i hate the Yankees, I hate this song
= HELLS BELLS -- I love AC/DC, and Im a Padres fan..but watching 50 year old people singing this when Trevor Hoffman comes out to pitch really kinda ruined it for me...
= I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU -- an American Idol contestant staple
= SLIM SHADY -- will the real or not real slim shady please shut up
= GLYCERINE -- Bush sucks...band does too
= DONTCHA -- No, i dont wish my girlfriend was a triflin skank like you...i like mine to have a personality and inteligence...thanks
= COTTON EYED JOE -- nuff said
= TUB THUMPER -- This is that Chumbawumba song that I still hear, in my head..when the other voices are sleeping
= NO ONE -- yeah...got to hear this coming from my ex's cellphone everytime the guy she was cheating on me with called...
= TIME OF YOUR LIFE -- Green Day used to be cool
= PHOTOGRAPH/ROCK STAR -- same song, just as annoying
= BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY -- who ISNT sick of this song?
= FREE BIRD -- worst part is that it NEVER ENDS!!
= TURN THE PAGE -- I know, I know..it mentions Omaha...says a lot about the love for this town
= I WILL SURVIVE -- Reason #1 why i dont like Karaoke nights
= YMCA -- I hate putting this on here, because my little girl loves this song...then again, she hasnt had to hear it for 30 years yet
= RED NECK GIRLS -- What the fuck??? i dont want a girl that screams yeehaw and hellyeah and knows Tanya Tucker lyrics and lives in a trailer park..this is why I couldnt wait to leave NEW MEXICO!!
= GASOLINA -- holy shit...where's the Tylenol...
**** #1 SONG I WISH NEVER HAPPENED ***
== SWEET HOME ALABAMA -- Something about a song calling a state where people were consistently hung and discriminated against "sweet" still doesnt sit well with me...I would use my Flux Capicitor (IM GETTING ONE OFF EBAY, I SWEAR!), hit 88 mph, go back to the 70's, and make the plane crash before they could record this...
wow...that was a little harsh, wasnt it?
of course, im sure i missed a few, and I will probably get death threats for the last one...but its MY BLOG!!
** hugs **
