"I've talked to Jesus, played cards with Jesus. Shoved Jesus."I know what you're asking yourself. And the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon. But I aslo nicknamed my testis. My left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noiswater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang.Well I enjoy playing frisbee disc golf. I work alot of the time, five days a week and sometimes the swap meet on the weekends. I guess my one hobby would be "modding" halo 2, not for cheating, it's actually reverse engineering, if you dont know what halo is here is the 1 minute halo spoiler. I edit existing maps for the game and weapons and what not to my liking to enhance the gameplay, sometimes making new levels all together. If you would like to see some here are a few i made; Space Refuse, Solitude, and Flood Season. flood Season is actually a work in progress but i am getting kinda bored with modding halo 2 as of late. I guess i started modding it after i mastered the gameplay, at one time i was competing and winning prizes for playing halo 2 and was actually one of the top in the northwest. I still enjoy playing old console games like Super Mario 1, 2, & 3 Super Metroid, Contra, TMNT 1, 2, 3, & Turtles in Time, also old RPG's like The Dragon Warrior Series. I guess I'm making myself seem like a big nerd but I don't care i consider being a video game fanatic a worthwhile hobbie. I also love movies, I love ALL movies, good, bad, cheesy as all hell. My favourite genre would be horror, i love all the original George Romero zombie flicks. I would probably place comedy next on the list but mostly cheesy comedies, like Troma films. I enjoy metal, hardcore, punk, crust punk, country, hip hop, nintendocore, drum & bass, jungle, classical, you name it I like it, I have very eclectic taste in music art movies, whatever. Well enough about me, I'd probably like to meet you if you actually read all the way through this so drop me a line or something of the sort, i prefer "holler"."The Greatest Weight" - What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you in your loneliest loneliness and say to you: "This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it, but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh and everything unutterably small or great in your life will have to return to you, all in the same succession and sequenceeven this spider and this moonlight between the trees, and even this moment and I myself. The eternal hourglass of existence is turned upside down again and againand you with it, speck of dust!" Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him: "You are a god and never have I heard anything more divine!" If this thought gained possession of you, it would change you as you are or perhaps crush you; the question in each and every thing, "Do you desire this once more, and innumerable times more?" would lie upon your actions as the greatest weight! Or how well disposed would you have to become to yourself and to life to crave nothing more fervently than this ultimate eternal confirmation and seal?