>1967 vs 2007
>This is being sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to
>relate to it...
>
>1967: Long hair
>2007: Longing for hair
>
>1967: KEG
>2007: EKG
>
>1967: Acid rock
>2007: Acid reflux
>
>1967: Moving to California because it's cool
>2007: Moving to Arizona because it's warm
>
>1967: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>
>1967: Seeds and stems
>2007: Roughage
>
>1967: Hoping for a BMW
>2007: Hoping for a BM
>
>1967: Going to a new, hip joint
>2007: Receiving a new hip joint
>
>1967: Rolling Stones
>2007: Kidney Stones
>
>1967: Being called into the principal's office
>2007: Calling the principal's office
>1967: Disco
>2007: Costco
>1967: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
>2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
>1967: Passing the drivers' test
>2007: Passing the vision test
>1967: Whatever
>2007: Depends
>
>Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change
>things..
>
>The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born
>in 1987.
>
>They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing up on
>liftoff.
>
>Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
>Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
>
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
>
>They have always had an answering machine.
>
>>They have always had cable.
>
>They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
>
>Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
>
>Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
>
>They never took a swim and thought
>about Jaws.
>
>They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
>
>They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
>
>They never heard: "Where's the Beef?"
>
>"I'd walk a mile for a Camel" or "de plane, Boss, de plane"
>
>They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
>
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
>
>They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
>
>Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other
>old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you
>who have trouble reading...
