A guy receives a free ticket to the Super Bowlfrom his company. Unfortunately, when he arrivesat the stadium, he realizes the seat is in theupper corner of the stadium; he's closer to theGoodyear Blimp than the field. About halfwaythrough the first quarter he sees through hisbinoculars an empty seat 10 rows off the field,right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take achance and makes his way through the stadium andaround the security guards to the empty seat.As he sits down he ask the gentleman sitting nextto him,"Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" Theman says no. Now, very excited to be in such agreat seat for the game, he again inquires of theman next to him,"This is incredible! Who in theirright mind would have a seat like this at theSuper Bowl and not use it?!"The man replies,"Well, actually, the seatbelongs to me. I was suppose to come with my wife,but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowlwe haven't been together at, since we got married.Well,"Thats really sad, but still, you couldn'tfind anyone to take the seat? A friend or closerelative?'"No," the man replies,"They're all at thefuneral."

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