i am not a bad guy, so i dabble a little in playground intercourse and i have an undying sexual urge towards animal semen (it makes me warm and fuzzy just thinking about it).i love putting on puppet shows for the neighborhood kids, but i recently had my shoebox destroyed my an angry parent.i am currently tossin the idea around of having a sex change since my old lover (you might know him as achilles) has moved on to dating women now and i don't get to feel his soft caress as much anymore.don't be shy give me a hollar, i am not ashamed to wear a collar and let you abuse and degrade me.