I've got 21 years worth of tick marks etched on the wall of this praverbial cell called life. I have accomplished many things in my life thus far, many of them in do not relate to what it is I dreamt of accomplishing, despite the fact that I have no idea what it is I truly desire. As of right now I spend my days living in KY/TN because of one of the most unintelligent mistakes I have made....thats right folks I joined the army at the ripe ol' age of 17, leaving the summer after highschool. I now repair helicopter engine's and other miscellanous tasks. I am obsessed with tattoos, piercing's,and well basically anything that condones anarchy with every mothers unapproval. I appreciate all music...fortuately rap is not music. It is just a compilation of random beats with some unharmonic artist screaming "Uhhh" while they wave a gun around all his "homies". That my friend is just ignorance at its best.

What's there to say? I am stuck between a rock and a hard place. Literally. I'm that simple mided pedestrian who didn't bother to heed the warnings that I hear "Don't go to 131st street your white and you will be shot". I went ahead and ignored the signs, ran into a gang which inevitably led me to screech like a child. Of course I then balled up and cried like the child I was and as I cried all 13 of the cowards pummelled me into the ground. I got myself wedged between hell and a cowardly gang. Yes, as I found out, it is an actual location in the city near you....So I have a little extra baggage I have to carry around. The emotional kind. Who doesn't have any of that? The question is where's the lost and found when you need it? I think I would be better equipped with Zena by my side

I want to meet someone to pick the lint out of my bellybutton. I hate being bothered by those damn things when I am trying to sleep. I also want to meet someone who can tell the difference between Haribo and Black Forest gummi bears based on taste alone. They're not the same dammit!

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