I AM A LADY I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon, can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, pump my own gas, gab with the girls bout the size of my azz. My beauty's an ART, and yes it takes long, at least I can admit to others when I am wrong. I don't drive in circles at any cost, and I don't have a problem admitting I'm LOST. I never forget an important date, YOU'LL just hafta deal with it cause im usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore, don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch, just because I'm assertive, don't call me a *$%&^.Flowers are lovely, jewelry's best, would you look at my face, Not at my chest? I don't have a problem with expressing my feelings, I know when you're lying, you look up at the ceiling.

NO SERIOUSLY..........

I am a very open minded gal, with easy going ways,finally. I think I took the long complicated road to get where I am in life, lots of major bumps and bruises along the way, but that hasn't changed the way that I love to laugh, make others laugh and smile, and feel good about themselves and others.
***I have one main daily goal, And that is, that I go forth during the waking moments of my day, and try to make someone smile or laugh, or try to snap them out of a negative attitude. In my line of work, I deal with, You all know the kind, The NEVER happy, chronic ones that take more steps backwards than they do forwards, or it's always someone that seems to thrive on being the Person with a problem life, and the whole world will hear about it...until they meet me, they do snicker , Smile and laugh, at least when in my presents that is...
So, many times over each day it happens....and I go home happy and socially satisfied...
*** This part is to let all that read this know this one thing about me, straight up!!! I have no room in my life for Hate,,, It's not in my vocabulary, it has never been in my mind or felt by my heart or ever seriously spoken by me. I truly hope to never let it be in any part of my life ever again, there is way too much if it taking over this planet, and for reason's that most don't even know...

You know what? I will just keep smiling, DO you know Why??? Cuz, It makes others wonder what I am thinking) LOL!!!