-Deek's AIM s/n is Volvega Wildfire-Deek is a horror movie fanatic. -Deek finds zombie movies in particular orgasmic. -Deek eats ice cream for breakfast. -Deek has a little bit of a underweight problem. -Deek pees in the shower sometimes. -Deek poos with the door open when no ones home. -Deek doesn’t wear any pants when nobodies home. -Sometimes Deek doesn’t wear any pants when people are home. -Deek knows that pants are tools of the government, like shoes, and showering. -Deek laughs when he's confused or doesn't understand. -Deek likes to make sex. -Deek settles for masturbating. -On second thought, Deek probably prefers masturbating. -Deek has a sense of style, but he chooses to ignore it. -Deek wears overalls-Deek is a redneck-Deek’s not an alchoholic, but he’s very thirsty. -Deek’s hair smells like Combos when he doesn’t shower. -Deek doesn’t shower very much. -Deek has no ass. -Deek picks his nose when he thinks no one’s watching, but they probably are. -Deek has eaten squirrel. -Deek isn’t what you would call a “classic beauty”, but he’s a tiger in the sack. -Deek is trapped in a zombie love story. -Deek is an excellent rebound dude. -Deek never really sleeps, but he lays down with his eyes closed sometimes. -Deek eats lightning and craps thunder. -Deek has a cousin in the porn industry-Deek likes to talk to random people he doesn't know through IRC or in real life for that matter. -Deek should probably be in jail. -Deek finds gore a bit arrousing. -Deek is not a smart man.-Deek knows what love is. -Sometimes Deek brushes his teeth on the toilet. -Deek rejects the laws of physics and substitutes his own. -Deek carries on about his bodily functions in inappropriate times and places. -Deek can tell a hawk from a handsaw at 100 yards. -Deek believes that all humans are connected telepathically. -Deek dislikes it when people speak in regards to virtue without substance behind it, particularly in the case of activists and liberals. -Deek has an intense dislike for most body hair and the discomfort that accompanies it. -Deek has trouble talking to people in text, because his natural speech patterns include nervous chuckling as a key element. -Deek makes facial expressions that look different in his head than they appear, resulting in awkwardness and occasionally physical combat.-Deek is a loser to be avoided at all costs.-Deek has considered a career in the military.-Deek can't spell for shit.-Deek sings in the shower.-Deek is Deek's only IRL friend.-Deek is poor but is able to afford his phisical desires.-Deek is shy.-Deek thinks Deek is quite cool.-Deek is to lazy to delete what needs to be deleted off the computer.-Deek likes to pretend he understands what he does not.-Deek is often seen talking in third person due to exesive role-playing.-Deek is an ex-D&D junkie.-Deek has no job.-Deek does not go to school.-Deek likes the fact that he is a super hero.-Deek dislikes the fact people rely on his heat vision.-Deek would like to remind you that you are still reading about him.-Deek likes to eat, food especialy.-A Deek never, forgets most of the time.-Deek listions to Sublime one minute then Metallica the other.-Deek likes all of his online friends.-Deek likes to drink coffee.-Deek lives with his grandpa and dad.-Deek dosen't talk much unless you catch his interest.-Deek stinks at the drumbs.-Deek is known for useing a 4 iron in mortal kombat.-Deek works out everyday.-Some belive Deek has an eating disorder, this is a common misconseption for not haveing the ability to eat at time.-Deek likes to use big words he is not able to spell, this leaves him looking like and feeling like a retard.-Deek has updated this thing about 4 times in one day.-Deek has been mistaken for a homosexual on multiple occasions.-Deek is not homo-phobic.-But Deek is afraid of sharks.-Deek has been makeing this thing about all day long.-Deek bites his nails, Deek can quit whenever he wants.-Deek has an addictive personality.-Deek has sat on his 'member' and made it a public event.-Deek apperantly has no life.-Deek snores when he is laying down with his eyes closed.-Deek once woke up with the ability to fly.-Deek accenditaly used vajayjay medication to brush his teeth.-Deek likes to type the faces he makes IRL.-Deek is normaly not able to do so.-Deek can kill a fly by throwing a hatchet.-Deek is here to kick ass and chew bublegum.-Deek has no bublegum.-Zues was crated in Deeks Immage.-Deek would like to remind you he can't spell anything.-Deek belives a real meal trys to eat you back.-Deek makes love to rabid lions as a pastime.-Deek plays Superman in hopscotch every friday.-Deek is so light he uses a saltine as a flotation devise.-Deek knows this about Pi 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110556...-Deek will add more if he feels like it.