My interests include ME, picking my nose, calling 411 when I'm drunk and asking where my keys are, making outrageous claims like I invented the question mark, talking about people behind their backs and then being nice to their faces, shooting small animals, playing with my two daughters - Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman, pouring salt on slugs, making up words in everyday conversation just to see if people notice, breaking into libraries and rearranging the books, running over my loved ones with my car, calling my grandma and telling her I'm gay even though I'm not, telling people where I was when JFK was shot, talking to myself in the movie theatre and then telling myself to shut-up(this one is Rachelle's), finding Mormons and trying to convert them to satanism, singing in the key of R, staring at my reflection in the mirror and then kissing it, taking my clothes off for money, taking my clothes off for free, planning to take over the world, replacing sugar with salt in coffee shops, persuading people to commit acts of infidelity and freaking the fuck out. Sometimes I forget to breath. My favorite color is clear. I don't eat meat because I am a veternarian. But enough about me, what do you think about me?