I am interested in many things, some of which I know something about.

I am a world-renowned art expert, and can explain the Mona Lisa to the average layman to where he understands it.

I am interested greatly in "What makes Women Work", and it has been the study of my life-time. At present, I know absolutely nothing.

I have no interest in plumbing, as long as my toilet flushes. Then things change dramatically.

I think the world food shortage could be easily solved by building McDonalds' out in the desert, but I could be wrong.

I think Global Warming could be solved by inventing the air conditioner, which is a big electical boxy kind of thing that you turn on and it magically blows cold air in your face or your nether regions if you sit upon the grate.

I am very much interested in fuzzy socks, and where they might be found. Come to think of it, I am interested in where any socks at all could be found.

I have a great interest in clocks, and think they must hold the ultimate clues as to what time it might be, at the current moment in time, of time. If that makes any sense.

I have very little interest in my bank account, which requires some monetary funding to derive interest accrual, as it has been explained to me by the utility company which keeps turning out my lights.

I am very much interested in the Dewey Decimal System, and how it applies to the Global War on Hamsters, which it doesn't at all. But it's still interesting.

I am growing increasingly interested of late in how this FUBAR thing works, as I joined it a few short days ago, and am lost as the proverbial goat.

I am interested in toenails and how to cook with them. I know to most folks this a very boring subject, but I promise toenails are a thing that grows on you.