39 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on March 10, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on May 17th
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2 different people have a
crush on me!
Hmmmm. I'm a blonde haired, green eyed easy going Jersey gal who loves kicking ass and making love, quite often at the same time. I seem to laugh at inappropriate times and am plagued by the occasional blonde moment. I LOVE the beach and road trips, carousing with friends and being young yet wise. I like men with ripped muscles and ripped abs (a generous endowmnet doest hurt), and women with nice boobies and bubble butts. I smoke but hate to kiss a smoker (I have naturally sweetly delicious breath). Sometimes I wonder if I will ever find true love or a place that I belong. Sigh. And yes, I have a sick mind, crass sense of humor, scrumptious breasts and a jolly disposition. I often fantasize about having sex while sky-diving, becoming a rodeo cowgirl, and saving the world from almost certain destruction with the help of a smart chimp and the A-Team. this sounds good to you, step in line baby!
39 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on March 10, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on May 17th
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2 different people have a
crush on me!
Interests
I love Make up, Fashion, dressing up and being pretty, Goju-Ryu karate, reading, clubbing, sex, going to the beach; normal crazy chick stuff.. I’m 100% girly all the way, but I can kick some serious ass, and I burp like barney (from the simpsons)...I love to read and hang with my girlfriends.I love going out to schmooze and dance but i love staying in and vegging. I’m a superior wise ass and have a warped way of looking at things that will make you think about the not so obvious. I should’ve been an actress, or a singer, but i havent been discovered, and cant sing.
Music
NYC Dance Mixes, Riddler, Van Dahl, Oakenfeld, Robert Miles, Nelly Furtado, 311, Black Eyed Peas, CKY, Korn, Disturbed, Finger Eleven, Sum 41, Led Zeppelin, Bob Marley, pretty much anything but country music.
Movies
Austin Powers 1,2,3, Lord of the Rings 1,2, Matrix 1,2, Momento,Office Space, Ferris Bueller, Trainspotting, Raising Arizona, Las Vegas, Old School, A Night at the Roxbury, The Ring, Game of Death, Enter the Dragon, Star Wars Trilogy, platoon, scream 1 2 and3, scarface, the sandlot, physco beach party, clerks, goodfellas, the godfather, the butterfly effect, zoolander, donnie darko, kill bill, blow, eurotrip.